Crow's Nest

Got 2 of them right! Have to be honest, was not expecting to see Bourque included, but excited nonetheless. Just pre-ordered today!

So if Alfie Allen=Theon Greyjoy, then Lily Allen=Asha Greyjoy, and this song, though kinda gay unusual, is still perfectly relevant.

DRUNKEN RUMINATION: I am terrified. If you know me, you know that extra-terrestrials scare the shit out of me. Like absolute worst fear. Don’t ask me why. I saw Independence Day in 1st grade and didn’t sleep for 3 days. I once told my brother that I was glad he used to have the bottom bunk because if the aliens came, they would get him first. I’m going to hide somewhere now. Have fun being enslaved and/or killed puny humans.

I’m On A Boat

Jack Sparrow

BATTLE OF THE NAUTICAL THEMED LONELY ISLAND SONGS. I’m On A Boat v. Jack Sparrow. It’s the battle of the fucking decade. It’s like Red Sox v. Yankees, Bruins v. Canadiens, Celtics v. Lakers, those two soccer teams that play each other sometimes… yeah. Now, let’s say you’re DJing a party at a beach house or something, you have a gun to your head and have to pick one. Which do you choose?

So first you have I’m On A Boat, which is a classic, probably TLI’s most popular song, and catchy as hell. T-Pain knocks it out of the park. Dude’s wearing a baller top hat, fucking mermaids, pretty much pimpin’ the high seas. This song convinced me to google “nautical-themed Pashmina afghan.”  Plus, errbody loves doing flips and shit on a dolphin, and you got that KG reference.

Then you have Jack Sparrow featuring Michael Bolton. This song is hilarious, plus it’s versatile as hell because half of the song is about the Island boys going to a club, breaking chicks necks when they walk by, generally being awesome. Then out of nowhere comes that big, sexy hook. For that, it gets my vote.  I’m On A Boat is straight up nautical and can get played out in most situations. Jack Sparrow fills roles like Patrice Bergeron. There’s never a situation where Jack Sparrow isn’t appropriate.

Update: saying “this town is a pussy, just waiting to get fucked” is pure win.

Looks like I’m buying another EA NHL game.  I haven’t bought one since ‘09 came because ‘09 sucked hard. This legends concept seems pretty cool.  So, let’s guess who these legends are.  First, the Oiler at 0:26 is clearly Gretzky. No surprises there.

Next we have a Red Wing scrapping with Milan Lucic (who’s wearing an “A” WTF?). Given the fact that he’s not wearing a helmet and they show him starting a fight, I’m going to say that’s Gordie Howe.

Blackhawks defenseman at 0:34 has to be Chelios. Mystery Penguin at 0:36 is probably Lemieux. Goalie silhouette second from the far right is probably Patrick Roy.

There better be a Bruin somewhere in that cast of greats. Personally I’m hoping for #4. Him and Big Z on the point would be insane.